I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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