Small penises have feelings too.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
