Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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