is your mom at the bar?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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