so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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