She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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