if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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