if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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