At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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