talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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