At least make sure they are 18
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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