He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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