Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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