going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i think my cat just said my name.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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