i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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