somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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