You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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