Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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