Your face is a jimmy john
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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