i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
