he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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