Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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