It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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