I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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