normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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