so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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