so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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