so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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