It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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