Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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