Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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