Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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