I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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