Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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