sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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