He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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