It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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