But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
All I want is dick and wine.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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