pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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