After last night, I could never be a politician.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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