I'm jealous of your bromance
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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