Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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