The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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