there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
it glows. i had to have it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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