In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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