So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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