Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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