I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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