omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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