I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work