I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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She's the barista slut.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle