It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.