My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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