You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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