Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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