Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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