Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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