I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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